Old's Cool T-shirt: If you are averse to growing old…consider the alternative. Instead of whining about the advances of age, you might consider taking comfort in the fact that you did not wake up with a mouth full of dirt this morning. So, if you’ve checked the obits and your name is not in there, embrace your longevity proudly and slip this shirt over your head. Many thanks to the unknown bass player we saw wearing a homemade Sharpie-inscribed version of this shirt onstage at a local bar. We think the shirt is cool enough for your dad and his dad too!
